So there were these four French dudes right? Jacques, Jacques, Jacques and Jacques, and they formed this band in the good ol' year 1789, when people were a lot shorter and a good guillotining only cost a shilling and a half to watch. And here they stand before you now, having long waited and perfected their sound in secrecy in the most secret of secret rooms beneath a secret safe house in a secret hidden gypsy enclave of Paris...secretly. It's not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or ear.