In the year 3000 B.C., the giant Grandmaster Moose triumphantly roamed the Earth. The Grandmaster Moose was best noted for its unique mating call and battle cry, "Ehhn-y'eeeaaaah!" The ancienct prophecies foretold that the great beast would one day deliver four individuals upon its glowing, alabaster white wings, to restore rock 'n roll to its former glory.One day, bassist Chris "Rhino" Reinbold found himself searching for the finest of berries that the dark, fertile Athens soil had to offer.
In the year 3000 B.C., the giant Grandmaster Moose triumphantly roamed the Earth. The Grandmaster Moose was best noted for its unique mating call and battle cry, "Ehhn-y'eeeaaaah!" The ancienct prophecies foretold that the great beast would one day deliver four individuals upon its glowing, alabaster white wings, to restore rock 'n roll to its former glory.
One day, bassist Chris "Rhino" Reinbold found himself searching for the finest of berries that the dark, fertile Athens soil had to offer. On his errand, the young Rhino peered up from his task and saw a shadowy silhouette. The silhouette possessed antlers. Deftly, he followed the figure into the forest; in hot pursuit, he traversed a deep ravine and a rushing river. The bassist caught up to the spirit and found himself at a dusty crossroads. There were three other individuals standing there, each coming from a different direction. The four shot each other looks, a mixture of confusion and apprehension. There was a whisper on the wind just as the moose vanished. "Mooney Tyson," it said.... And the rest is history.
